Pink slime is in the news again, and today it’s brought to you by ABC World News. This time, they’re talking about you (not your kids) and the likelihood that you are consuming this radioactive alien substance from another planet otherwise known as “beef”. As it turns out, a whopping 70% (!!!!) of supermarket ground beef is made up of this icky ooze, so I think it’s safe to say there is a high probability that this junk is in your own house.
Anyway, I though this would be a nice little update to yesterday’s post. Also, for those of you with this gelatinous mystery meat in your house: QUICK, GET RID OF IT BEFORE IT TURNS INTO THE BLOB AND KILLS US ALL!!!!!!
Don’t let this happen to you!!!!